Luek's Tumblelog

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Nigga Stole My Bike (via Shane0632)
DRAMA IS FUNNY
Don't pay attention to the drama bits, just read her retarded english and listen to my amazingly clever replies.
A bit of backstory, helps to understand. My ex-girlfriend Hallie tells my friend Natalie that I said she was fat, ugly and nobody will ever date her. I never said these things, it's an attempt at retailiation because I got her friends to lose major amounts of respect for her. Anyways, here you go.
Hallie:
i didnt tell natalie anything
Luke:
I totally believe that
Hallie:
well its true
and plus u did say it
Hallie:
i told .....i cant rember y i told the persone but they thought she needed to know and i only found out that natalie new on wedneasday
Luke:
Sure thing
Hallie:
okay u dont need to believe me but i thought u should no the truth kk pve
pce*
Luke:
Nothing you say is the truth
Now fuck off, I'm trying to jack off and every time I see your name I go limp
Hallie:
hahah that was good anyways i gtg so pce have fun 
Luke:
Jesus christ would you just leave already
I don't care if you say bye, just fuck off
Hallie:
your the one replyingg!!!!!
Luke:
By the way, Jonathan? You must be pretty desperate. (Note: 'Jonathan' was a person who stalked her all the time, and she constantly whined about him.)
Hallie:
ahaha no i actualy started talking to him and he pretty nice and plus its just a date its not like we are going out
and natalie
sham on you hahah na jk
Luke:
HURRR I CARE
Hallie:
u should because u hurt her
Luke:
No, you did that
Hallie:
i told somone i thoughe would not tell her and she found out
Luke:
And what exactly did you tell your little friend?
Hallie:
i said wat u told me like a mounth ago or so
so tell me wat u said??
Luke:
I'll tell you if you can manage to speak in english
HURRR
Hallie:
i said what you told me like a month ago or so
so tell me what you said??
Luke:
Not good enough
But good effort
I'll tell you
In spanish
Hallie:
lol, go for it
Luke:
Yo no he dicho nada, perra estúpida. Ahora vete a la mierda.
Hallie:
okay go on
Luke:
Esta frase no quiere decir nada, dejar de tratar de sonido inteligente.
Hallie:
I have not said anything, stupid bitch. Now veto to the shit.This phrase does not want to say anything, to stop treating of intelligent sound.
very interestin
Luke:
The miracles of internet translators, eh?
Hallie:
hell ya
anyways u did say stuff and i did not want her to know because i new it would hurt her
Luke:
I didn't say anything
And you didn't do a very good job, did you?
You're a shitty friend hurrrr
Hallie:
ya u did i was sitting next to u
Luke:
HURF DURF AND I'M AN ASTRONAUT
Hallie:
you the one who called and said she would probily not get a girl friend
Luke:
Seeing as how she's not a lesbian, that would make sense
HERP DERP OLOL
Hallie:
and u said im a bad friend ya watever luke u say wat u wantu no wat i meant luke sorry a boyfriend
Luke:
ENGLISH BITCH
You're not worth the brain cells I'd waste trying to decipher that incoherent babble
Hallie:
u know wat i fucking said, your not a idiot
Luke:
BUT YOU ARE OH LAWD
APPLY SOME OINTMENT TO THAT BURN
HURRRRRRRRRR
Hallie:
u are so stupid somtimes anyways im going im boared of u pce
Luke:
DERP DERP I CAN'T ARGUE MY POINT OF VIEW, BYE
I suppose this is referring to the Jonah variety.
Oh lawdy what’s goin on here
This is what I do all day
Lolol
A lovely Vancouver view.
Grrrrr
This is seriously one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.